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The Slippery Slope of Supplements

The Yoga Wife and I are lucky to have our own place. It's lovely and spacious, and we're very happy with it, but we'll be needing more space soon because... we're expecting!!! No, no, no. We're not expecting a baby. We're expecting to endlessly accumulate a shit-ton...

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Yoga Tights Overload

Yoga Husband: Honey? H-o-n-e-y? The yoga tights on top of the dresser... can I put them in the laundry hamper? Yoga Wife: They're not dirty. Yoga Husband: Are you sure? They smell like a sailor farted on them. Yoga Wife: That's... normal. Yoga Husband: Jeez... you...

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Ayurveda for the Yoga Husband

My wife goes to an Ayurvedic 'doctor' every few weeks. He tells her some made-up nonsense which she gladly believes. Here is the conversation we had after her most recent appointment with him:   Yoga Wife: I saw the Ayurvedic doctor today. He gave me some pills for...

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Yoga Alarm Clock

I'm a morning person and I like to wake up early. I find 6:30 a.m. to be just right - not too early, and not too late. However, my yoga wife sees 4:30 a.m. as 'just right'. Her morning routine is my alarm clock: 1. Heaving Gorilla I am first woken up at 5 a.m. by the...

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How to Avoid Yogis

I know I should eat more greens (and eat less browns, especially deep-fried browns). I know 'the time to relax is when you don't have time for it'. I know ‘nobody ever regretted going to a yoga class’. I know all that, but sometimes that's not going to happen, and in...

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I Took a Yoga Class

I took a yoga class. I have to. It's part of my job as the Yoga Husband.   Here's how yesterday's yoga class went: I go into a level-1 class. The class starts and I am more-or-less able to follow the instructions. That being said, I'm also: breathing through my mouth...

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Costs of Yoga

The Costs of Yoga You Might Not Know About So I order a pizza from Domino's (I know, the epitome of yogic nourishment) and guess what - they charge me a f*&#ing delivery fee! Did you know about this? Am I the only one who thinks that 'delivery' is what they specialize...

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The Fermentation Invasion

Yoga Husband comes to the rescue again - answering the age old question: 'what the hell is my yoga wife talking about?' I bet you've been hearing the words kimchi, tempeh, and kombucha a lot lately. To me they sound a lot like what amorous yogis say to each other in...

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Feet Condoms

Here's the problem - my yoga wife is hot. I agree, there are worse problems, so let me rephrase my problem: I need to stay in really good shape or else she will leave me for one of those skinny, kale-eating yogis from her studio. Sure, I could become vegan, practice...

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Shit Yogis Say #1

My Ayurvedic doctor told me that I am struggling with my Kapotasana because I have a Vata imbalance…

Shit Yogis Say #2

My energy level is so low. I need a vacation!  It has been 3 months since the pranayama retreat in Mykonos…

Shit Yogis Say #3


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